Self-isolating can be tough. It’s about the most boring thing that anyone can do on the planet. Still, it’s a necessary evil. It’s the only way to beat the virus and make the world safe for movie theaters and Chinese buffet restaurants once again. Here are 7 things you can do to entertain yourself through the apocalypse.
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Self pleasure
There are a lot of different ways for men and women to get themselves off. Most people just find the thing that works the fastest and go with it their entire lives. This is the time to really experiment with your self love. For instance, “The Stranger” works just as well for women as it does for men. All the girls out there should be sitting on their hands right now to give it a try once they finish this list.
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Go cam 2 cam
Everyone knows what a cam site is. Everyone also knows that most of them let you go cam 2 cam. Turn yours on and have a little fun with your favorite models.
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Sext a little more
If you can’t have sex with someone in the flesh, try to have sex with them over the phone. Work on your sexting skills with anyone else who’s bored and home alone. Don’t be afraid to show off that junk, either.
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Order new sex toys
If you can’t go out to buy something, just get it delivered. There are more than enough sex toys out there for you to experience. Pick the craziest one that you can imagine and just go at the thing. No one is going to judge you for having sex with a technological wonder under these dire circumstances.
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Write your own erotica
There’s nothing better than just letting your imagination run wild. Writing erotica may not be something that you’ve ever considered doing, but there’s plenty of time on your hands right now. Pick your favorite sexual situation and just go with it. You don’t have to be an accomplished author to write something worth reading. Just remember that 50 Shades of Grey started out as a Twilight fan fiction, and so you’ll be able to do anything you want!
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Challenge your fetish
Everyone has a good fetish or two. You don’t have to let anyone else know what yours are, but you can certainly play around with them. No matter how hardcore you think yours go, there’s always a place on the internet to see them go even further. Find out exactly how much you like something by checking it all out. You might be surprised at how much you’re into what you like.
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Join an adult social media site
Facebook is probably the first thing that you think of when you think of social media. They like to keep things above board, but that doesn’t mean you can’t find a Facebook for all things sex. Sites like Pornweez are there for just that purpose. It’s a place where people come together to share their filthiest pictures and videos with all of their friends. You can see them, like them, make new friends, and share whatever you want. Making videos to post on your timeline is a great way to pass the time. You never know who you’re going to meet, either.
Do anything you want
Nothing is holding you back from turning your isolation into a sexy, good time. You don’t have to worry about waking up early or hiding your erection from anyone. Just go for it and have a little fun with your apocalypse!